- 14:26:22: The beyond epic TV stand of infinite amazingness has arrived. EVERYONE STEP BACK, I'M BOUT TO ASSEMBLE.
- 17:42:59: Just called the cops on a gang fight :D :D :D #bronx #livinintheghetto
- 18:02:31: LOL the cops seemingly left and the gangs started fighting again, THEN THEY ALL SWOOPED IN FROM ALL SIDES. It was amazing & perfect. #ghetto
- 21:05:19: Holy sweet blooming nebula the final mounted TV product is GOD LEVEL. /sobs joyfully #isthisreallife
- 23:29:53: I tried to kill myself in minecraft but ended up working my way out of it. Too clever, this one is, too clever indeed.
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