From Twitter 04-24-2011

• 13:47:21: Omg at my uncles for egg chocolate day. Oyyyyy
  
• 13:54:21: My grandmother is an endless raging ball of negativity holy shit.
  
• 14:11:52: Unfounded weather complaints (eg 'its sooo hot' in 70 degree weather) are like my second biggest pet peeve. RAWR.
  
• 14:15:54: Grandma: "Yeah you're getting FAT." Me: "gee.... thanks." Grandma: "Well that's what I'm here for, to tell you you're fat."
  
• 14:19:40: My grandmother is a pastelito ninja. She is literally hiding a stash in her purse.
  
• 14:22:59: @theoryoferin ohgod I'm getting traumatic memories of smoldering 110 degree weather in the sunlight.
  
• 15:14:46: You can literally see the divide in this family. Jasmine & her multitude of family upstairs, my uncle & his handful of relateds downstairs.
  
• 15:16:38: Upstairs it's loud boisterous and insane, downstairs it's quiet and boring. Neither party is happy.
  
• 16:53:23: Nothing like family to remind you of your resemblance to a whale/an O etc.
  
• 17:46:02: I hate society and its norms.
  
• 18:15:59: Kill me plz.
  
• 19:22:08: finally, FINALLY home.
  
• 19:23:19: My brain hurts from all the stupid I was exposed to today. Radiation's got nothing on stupid judgmental ethnocentrism.
  

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