From Twitter 04-28-2011

• 08:21:18: Whyyyy do I have to be sick?
  
• 08:41:46: Fuck it, not gonna kill myself getting to work when I could be getting better. I'm pretty glad I have the luxury to choose that option.
  
• 08:46:19: Grandmother: "If you'd taken the penicillin I offered you last night you would have felt better." ... why does she have that laying around?
  
• 08:46:41: Solution: My grandmother is a drug dealer.
  
• 16:15:16: I want my mommy.
  
• 20:11:35: Downloading a movie so I can lay in my sickness and watch it. I slept 18 hours and still feel like a dying sore lump of sick.
  

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