From Twitter 05-07-2011

• 12:09:19: Oh my freaking crap this skinned knee itches almost as bad at my squee-gee induced slice I am DYING.
  
• 14:04:21: 146 unheard voicemail messages. 90% are my grandmother: "It's your grandmother, call me back." [facepalm]
  
• 14:08:21: Freckles are awesome.
  
• 17:35:11: Extreme lack of motivation, thank you brain disease.
  
• 17:43:17: Scott Pilgrim as background noise while I do responsible things in the kitchen for the win.
  
• 17:47:09: Making oreo truffles for Mother's day. It'll get them off my back for about 5 minutes.
  
• 19:21:05: I'm in lesbians with you.
  
• 22:18:47: Melting the almond bark to dip mah truffles in.
  
• 22:40:27: "The only straight I am is straight up bitch." My mind = blown.
  

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